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|—||The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via whispering-secrets-and-smoke)|
there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america
plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom
I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.
burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14
things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet
- "i don’t have much to say"
- (shrug with a smile)
- "i like listening"
- (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”
I can never get enough of this