victorian-orangutan:

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.


The Rip van Winkle nap: (Often done accidentally) 4 hrs. Causes such intense “sleep inertia” that you may forget what year it is.

victorian-orangutan:

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

The Rip van Winkle nap: (Often done accidentally) 4 hrs. Causes such intense “sleep inertia” that you may forget what year it is.

husssel:

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

image

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

holahydra:

holahydra:

I feel like this represents tumblr since the 1st of September

THE TIME HAS COME TO BRING THIS BACK

collarpoints:

I’m so ready for the month-long skeleton party

gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

okaywork:

me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there