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Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?

Helena Bonham Carter (via qoldlush)

this is really powerful. wow.

(via bright—ness)

Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.
The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via whispering-secrets-and-smoke)

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

starfleetrambo:

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.

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iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this